I just got off the phone with Lorean from Colombia. We spoke for about an hour because we hadn't spoken in a long time. He sounded tired at the beginning of the call because he was watching a 'movie'. When he told me this I started thinking .... what kind of movie? Was it a porno? Why was he so tired? Only God knows why. Now that I think about it, he was probably watching Bambi or The Little Mermaid. Anyway, it was a great conversation. We totally caught up. Many questions were thrown back and forth between us. Questions like: What are you doing now? How is your business? When was the last time you ate McDonalds? Have you kissed any Monkeys lately? You get the idea. Just the important questions, you know. Lorean was my student 3 years ago but we have remained good friends since then. He even came to my wedding in Venezuela. He is a great guy with a great future. I am saying these nice things so when he has children, he might just name one of them after me. Hopefully, he'll name a boy after me. Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan (admit it; it's a nice name)
Well, we ended the conversation with the popular farewell sentence; "I hope to see you soon"
Lorean, I want you to know that I mean it. I am working so hard so that I can see you and your wife again. We will go to Margarita Island and get drunk for 3 days straight. We will give our wives our wallets so they can go shopping or something. See ya soon, Dylan