Monday, March 26, 2007

TEAM DYLAN

Here is a list of students who are helping me promote my website and English Internet school:

From Japan: Taku and Hiroko, Johny, Jin, Sayakita, Megumi, Mizu, Wenbin

From Mexico: Margarita, Angie The Paparazzi Girl, Monterrey Manny, Xyomara

From Colombia: Carlos, Oscar

From Korea: Min Jung, Eddie

From Argentina: Damian, Lily

From Taiwan: Duncan, LuLu

From Venezuela: Stephany, Carlos

From Iran: Rozita, Maryam

From Ecuador: Jessica

From Brazil: Maria, Sara, Combo

If you want to join Team Dylan, email me at dylan@thedylanway.com

Sunday, March 25, 2007

Stephany

Stephany is from Venezuela. She is a student of mine that I consider a sister. She helps me whenever I need help, especially with my Internet school. She is one of my camera girls and she is on TEAM DYLAN. I have known her for 6 months and I can tell you that she is one of the most honest people I know. Remember, I meet thousands and thousands of people every year. She truly is one of a kind. There is no one else like her in the world. She is friendly and full of smiles. Her laugh is contagious. I love her laugh. She makes people feel welcome, even when they are not nice to her. She has an amazing heart. She deserves the best, but, unfortunately she doesn't always get the best from this world.
Well that is gonna change May 1st 2007. On this day, Stephany is gonna become my new personal assistant. Congratulations Steph! I want you to be my new personal assistant because you are someone I can trust and you are someone I know who can do the job. Welcome to the top of TEAM DYLAN! You deserve it so much. Don't forget it.
Une Beso para ti, Dylan

Saturday, March 24, 2007

I Called Johny

Johny's real name is Johny, not Takeru. He is one of my students. He is one of my best friends. He is from Tokyo, Japan. So, I called him a few moments ago. We spoke for about 30 minutes. We covered topics that ranged from ex-girlfriends to future plans. Johny has a lot of ex-girlfriends because he gets around. Girls usually look at him and say to themselves; " Wow, I have to have him now" and they usually get him because he is just so easy.
He can't say no to women.
Well, c'mon, who can say no?
Johny can't even say no to a female monkey.
Anyway, enough with the jokes. Johny is a great guy without a girlfriend. I want to help him find one so .... If you are interested in talking to him or even meeting him, just send me an email with a picture of yourself to:
dylan@thedylanway.com
He lives in Tokyo
He likes sushi, computers and beer
and he smokes like a chimney.

Friday, March 9, 2007

Phone Call with a Colombian Student

I just got off the phone with Lorean from Colombia. We spoke for about an hour because we hadn't spoken in a long time. He sounded tired at the beginning of the call because he was watching a 'movie'. When he told me this I started thinking .... what kind of movie? Was it a porno? Why was he so tired? Only God knows why. Now that I think about it, he was probably watching Bambi or The Little Mermaid. Anyway, it was a great conversation. We totally caught up. Many questions were thrown back and forth between us. Questions like: What are you doing now? How is your business? When was the last time you ate McDonalds? Have you kissed any Monkeys lately? You get the idea. Just the important questions, you know. Lorean was my student 3 years ago but we have remained good friends since then. He even came to my wedding in Venezuela. He is a great guy with a great future. I am saying these nice things so when he has children, he might just name one of them after me. Hopefully, he'll name a boy after me. Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan (admit it; it's a nice name)
Well, we ended the conversation with the popular farewell sentence; "I hope to see you soon"
Lorean, I want you to know that I mean it. I am working so hard so that I can see you and your wife again. We will go to Margarita Island and get drunk for 3 days straight. We will give our wives our wallets so they can go shopping or something. See ya soon, Dylan

Tuesday, February 6, 2007

Today's New Word

Here it is: kick ass (phrasal verb)
Meaning: to be very successful

I wrote an exam yesterday.
I kicked ass.

If you are currently in university,
then I hope you kick ass!

Friday, February 2, 2007

This Website is ready!
Enjoy Season Two
Just for You

Thursday, February 1, 2007

Hi Mom, I love you

Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Season 2 will be ready Feb 2

Sunday, January 28, 2007

My students are the BEST

You guys rock! (you guys are great)
Yuki rocks, Sayakita rocks, Nori rocks, Taku Bell rocks
All my students from Brazil rock
Damian from Argentina rocks
and so do all my Keikos
Jack Attack and Gala and Emi and Maki rock
Sandra and Kaz and Konstantine really rock
Young Joo, Young Sun and Kyle ROCK
Korea rocks, My Japanese students rock
All of my conversation students rock
Rumi baby, Duncan and Ruuuussssselll ROCK
Eli Lopez, even you rock man
Rafa and Mikiko, Mac Attack and Anett ROCK!
Manny rocks because he is from Mexico
Lupita rocks, Stephany rocks, Lorean rocks
"Carlos, even you rock"..... Mr. Freedom rocks!
Megumi, Erina and Kaori rock, rock and rock baby!
What is the opposite of the verb 'rock'?
Well, it is the verb 'suck' (suck = terrible)
I saw a movie last night and it sucked
Do Luke and Eric suck...No way, they Rock!
"Luis, you don't suck, you rock"
and finally Johny rocks
Good luck to all of you!
You can email me at
dylan@thedylanway.com
Rock On!

Tuesday, January 16, 2007

The right place at the right time!

Police want to give local citizen medal for heroism
On Jan 10th in the downtown core, Dylan from The Dylan Way raced into a burning building to save a 4 year old child and her mother who was wheelchair bound. Just another regular day for Dylan.